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Advertising Company

Saturday, May 20th, 2017

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I know who invented mobile phone – I'll kill you! Why? And you would like a quiet family life? So I wanted. And I even was lucky I had it. To know more about this subject visit Ben Silbermann. For a while. As long as my missus did not see on television advertising. "Find a beer cap letters from which to draw the name of the mobile phone and get it for free! "And what is it this time not watching any TV series? Maybe it had passed to … Although these advertisements too often twist. So, it watched this commercial, and concentration was scratching his nose.

This means that it went the thinking process. And at night when she sent me for a beer, I was surprised though, but did not attach any importance to this. You never know, found a human being! But when she reached into a trash can where I threw the lid, I suspected something was wrong. Source: Nissan. Suspicion intensified the following day, when she again asked me to fetch a beer. I ran, but demanded an explanation. She replied.

I picked it up to laugh, but did not argue. Nothing. Because next week I burps beer and kept asking where my wife on this matter the money come from. When I told my wife that does not intend to ruin oneself by drink, you could not even imagine what it would lead! She turns out to be without it realized that with me one on the mobile phone does not naskrebesh, and was hang out at the beer stand, collecting the caps. That's life has begun! For someone just did not take it: and for the destitute, and a crazy, even for hooker! It's crazy, prostitutes, originating fees beer caps … Colleagues at work were glances at me with sympathy. The apogee of "larechnoy" era has become a fight. My pious wish to beat the two bomzhiha that collected bottles from the same stall.

Wires

Saturday, February 18th, 2017

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It serves to protect against Wind your hair. If you have additional questions, you may want to visit Wells Fargo Bank. Well, got the battery. Nothing wrong with that. Enough to go out and ask for a light. No! Not in that sense! 'Lit' in the automotive jargon means – ask someone to connect the wires mad embrace of an electric discharge. When this happens and your car be got, do not kiss the man who helped you on the cheek and say, 'Thank you, dear', just give him 50 rubles, and he will leave satisfied. 6) When starting from a place not need to look in the rearview mirror, checking if not faded lipstick on her lips during the mating battery, because if the bump into the wall, her husband will have all week to feed the delicacies and let him smoke in the living room, while he will not buy a new lamp. 7) When you leave the yard to look at the approaching car, but not on a billboard with an appeal to buy a new shampoo. 8) During the movement, if necessary to change lanes to observe the following procedure: first look in the rearview mirror (back to assess the situation and not to assess the elegant decay of the Lock on the shoulder), then look in the mirror side of the form (I forgot to say that it should be rotated so that it can be seen approaching side of the machine, not your face), give a signal to turn (it is desirable to blink in the direction where you are really going to be reconstructed, although some ladies consider this excess demand, saying that I blinked and you too, guys, run away in different directions), and after that, making sure no cars nearby, take a rebuild. Some lovely women profess the following method of transition from practice the principle of "Where I go – and there the main road." There are, after all, rules that for years come up with all sorts of venerable road builders and SUVs.